FASforum Song
By Steve and The Syndromes

Come and listen to a story 
About a man named Steve,
A lonely FAE'er, 
always trying to succeed. 
Then one day he was surfin CyberLand, 
And a Listserv cought His Eye so He 
Thought he would give it a try. 

FASForum  that is, 
People who understand, 
People He could call FAM.. 

Well the first thing you know 
ol Steve is willing to share 
FASForum said "Steve,
 We really do care" 
Said "FASForum is the 
place you ought to be" 
So He left the other lists and 
subscribed FASForum Country

Loving Friends, that is. 
Caring People,
a place to vent. 

Well now its time to say goodbye
to Steve & Zoe and all his Friends. 
And they would like to thank you
folks fer kindly droppin in. 
You're all invited back a gain 
to this locality 
To have a heapin helpin 
of their hospitality 

FASForum that is. 
Set a spell, 
Take your shoes off. 

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.