They're Coming To Take Us Away, Ha-Haaa!
By Steve and The Syndromes

Remember when you e-mailed me that day
and said you had alot to say?
and You and I begain to make this go berserk?
Well, we laughed and laughed and laughed some more
until tears flowed out of our eyes!
Now we've gone completely out of our minds.  And,

They're coming to take us away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take us away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the The Nursing Home,
where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see the nice 
e-mail group that make us laugh, 
Thank You I can take my own Bath!
They're coming to take us away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!  When I had said that
raising Fas'ers would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then
You left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.  And,

They're coming to take us away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take us away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the Nursing Home with trees and flowers
and chirping birds and basket weavers 
who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take us away, ha-haaa!

I gave advice, and treated You nice
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
FASLINK ARCHIVES and such!

They're coming to take us away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take us away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the Nursing Home,
where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice
e-mail group that always understood
and made me smile and feel good!
They're coming to take us away, ha-haaa!

To the Nursing Home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take us away, ha-haaa!

To the funny farm,
where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see the nice
e-mail group that always understood 
and made me smile and feel good!
They're coming to take us away!