Zip It!
by Donna

My little Jake just came in for me to button his jeans after he used the potty. I have been trying to get him to try zipping them himself so I told him to do it. He said "No!" So I said to just leave them unzipped. He looks at me very seriously and said, "Nooooo! Someone will see my peanuts."

Later, I asked him to go bring me a tissue for my nose. He brought me a piece of toilet paper, and said, "I wiped my nose on it first, Mom." He didn't understand why I wanted a fresh tissue.

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