John's Big Question

Nanette is Sheena's mother. Sheena is the love of John's life. Here is a story told by Nanette:

Teresa came to visit for 3 days with John. Most activities were rather simple, John and Sheena hanging all over each other, and Mom and Mom watching..LOL But, I GOTTA share my all time favorite moment with John. We were sitting at a book store. John and Sheena sharing a chair and I was sitting on the floor leaning up against the chair reading a book, while the two of them enjoyed a *dog* book together. All is well, right? Teresa was off with my 5 year old Donna reading kids books, and Sheena had gotten up to go put the book back that they were looking at. I decided this was a great time for me to sit next to John and enjoy a private conversation with him. He may be my son in law soon, I felt the need to get to know him.

I sat in the chair with him and put my arm around him, he returned the same sweet action and grabbed on to my shoulder pulling me real close and squeezing me. He was so sweet. John says "I love you." I replied, "I love you too." John then went on to ask, "Can I ask you a question, you know what I mean, a question?" Well, with no thought of it, I replied, "Of course!" John: "How old were you the first time you did it, you know what I mean, you know, when did you do it?" AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mommy geak out!

Well, I have to answer him this young man could be my son-in-law some day, I have to make it safe for him to talk to me, I have to let him know I accept him and that if he needs help I will be there for him to answer his questions. So, I get a grip and I think... I haven't answered yet.

John then says, "You know, every one has to do it, they do it young too, it's okay, you know what I mean, if you do it young?" See me die? LOL

I finally choke out my answer. " Well, John, *clearing throat* Yes, some people do it young, but I don't think that is the right way to do it." *Lying through my teeth* I continue and say " I waited until I was married to do it." John's eyes got HUGE, he almost sat up out of the chair and he looked right at me. He said, "YOU WAITED UNTIL YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE YOU BURPED?"

OH my GOD! LOL