Welcome to Fasaholics Anonymous!

"Laughter is an instant vacation." -Milton Berle

This is a place for those pitiful people who are addicted
to alcohol affected children and/or FAS mail lists.

(Be sure to bookmark this URL - You never know when you'll need a "fix.")


Faslaholics Anonymous Mission Statement

Are you a Fasaholic? Watch and find out...

Nursery Crime Songs
These are nursery rhymes with new lyrics
(I wrote these years ago, but must have forgotten to link them here)
NEW! Voices In Your Head? NEW!
Grandma's Time Out Rule
Are You Defensive About FASD?
Felony Probation
Camp FASD - for Parents
I'm Dreaming of a Dry Christmas
Twelve Days of Olderfas
Inside the Mind of a Fasaholic
FASD Logic
Living With FASD
Extra Credit
Here Comes the Groom
12 FASDays of Christmas
No Magic Bullet
Angel Story
Donuts Anyone?
Best Commercial Ever
Parents of children with FASD will really enjoy this movie file!
(1.5 mg - may take a few minutes to download, but it's worth it)
Your Child Might Have an IEP
Website Poll
First Day of School
What Is NT?
Institute for the Neurologically Typical
Survivor Teri Tells It Like It Is!
New Labels Tell the Truth
Young Self-Advocate Speaks Out
FASD Parent Survival Kit
Fun With Acronyms
Is It Christmas Yet?
How to Tame a Tantrum
Personal Support
He's a Life Saver
Laundry Lesson
How many kids with FASD/ADHD
does it take to screw in a light bulb?

New Game
New Meds for FAS Moms
Color Me Black
Will You Be My Valentines?
Princess
If Mr. Wizzard had FASD
Hair Styling Trick
Swearing at School
You talk too much!
Rumor has it that...
Ready, Aim...
Good Guess!
A.A.A.D.D.
"You Haven't Done Nothing!"
Twisted Logic
Why My Book Is Not Finished
The FAS Mom's Playpen
The Amazing Who Cares Machine
How to get to stay up later
Got Milk?
DFC
Making Waves
Support Group
Driving Question
Haircuts!
Swimmer Warning
Housekeeping tips
Good Poop
Entering Puberty
FAS Parent Distress Disorder
FAS RAD Game
Camp Sanity
The Fasaholics Drug of Choice
Phone Hug
The Phone Call

Plane Watching
John's Big Question
Ohgeeze
Trip to the Barber Shop
Sacred Time of Worship
FAScinating Cooking
Why you can not over-sleep!
Grounded
Peek-a-Boo!
A two-year-old kind of day
Fun With Toilet Paper
A new obsession
Future Family
A different kind of family planning
Talk Talk Talk
How do they do that, Mom?
Reasonable Expectations
One Mom's Sanity Break
A Real Poopie Day
For Carol, this is a "typical" day

How to Wash Your Hands
A lesson from one little FASer to another

Zip It!
Cute little boy

The Bird Watcher
So many birds!

The Candy Man
"But Mom..."

The Good Thief
"Not me, I never steal!"

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Christmas Carols with a New Twist

FAS = Funny And Sweet
A new category for your cute kid stories

Home Sweet Home
The truth about our house

Christmas Shopping
Shopping for gifts with 5 FAS kids

12 FAS Days of Christmas

Lesson Learned
How a child with FAS learns from consequences
How many special ed administrators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Find out here!
A FAS Morning
One mom's account of her morning
Bozone Layer Defined
Funny and Sad, like many of our FAS stories
FAS Fights
Calvin and Hobbes Quotes
Sure proof that Calvin is FAE
Cure for Pouting
Mom, Does My Hair Look Sexy?
Arsenic Hour
My Kid is Bilingual!
Why I don't take Johnny to IEP meetings...
Little Leroy must have FAE and RAD
Portrait of a FAS Mom
Parenting Philosophies
Timeout Cell
When is he going to learn?
What the Principal Said
FAS Party Games
Running Through the Sprinklers
Running Away - FAS Style
FAS Phobias
"Next time we'll take Amtrak"
Easter at the Kellemrans
Why Teresa eats so much chocolate
Summer Vacation FAS-style
"Next year maybe we'll stay home"
Hygiene Helper
For those whose children need help wiping their behinds
Dwarf Prototypes of FAS
World's Meanest Moms by Teri
Ways to Peeve Your Mother (A neverending list)
Sex and Showers by a funny Fas Mom.
"Life seems to be an endless roller coaster.
My biggest problem with that is
I have never liked roller coasters."

Fasaholics Personality Test - Which type are you?
Parenthood Test (for ALL parents)
Family Stress Test (for ALL families)
Stress Relief #1  Stress Relief #2

Letter from School - Oh oh!

Learning to Swear
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Real Mothers (for ALL Mommies)
Don't get mad, get MADHATTERS
Mothers Against Drunk Humans
At The Time of Engaging in Reproduction of the Species

Garfield says: "The joke's on you!"

Windows
Paper
Download
Launrdy
Memory
Sites
Home

This one is for Bob S.

Callahan Humor

The Twelve Steps of Fasaholics Anonymous


The FAS Serenity Prayer


Need More Personal Space?


The FAS Make-A-Wish Fantasy Foundation


Are You a Caffeine Addict?

Health Warning

The Disabled Animal Forum


Labor Day Toni's Way


Coloring Contest (of sorts)


Make a Gratitude List


Special Ed Dr. Seuss Style

If I Had To Live Life Over

New FDA WARNING Labels for Alcohol

INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

Bedtime Prayer

You Know You're a Mom When...
Faslink Motto:
(Borrowed from another mail list, but hey - it fits!)
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all!"
We can't be all together if you leave.
If you unsubscribe, then we just won't be all there!
But if you insist on leaving us, here's...
HOW TO LEAVE FASLINK

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...
(before you call the men in the white coats)
Click to subscribe to Fasaholics Mail List

where you can post jokes and prayers and silly stories to relieve the daily stress of living with FASD.
If you have a funny story that you would like me to include here, By submitting your story to me, you grant permission for your story to be shared publicly. So if you would like to maintain your anonymity, let me know and I will change the names to protect the innocent. And yes, all our kids are innocent, no matter how smart they are, not matter how old they are. Don't forget the "Invisible Gap"! And don't forget to smile. If you can't find the humor in your FASD situation, at least look for the blessing behind the problem. It's there - you just have to look!


FAS Community Resource Center


Updated July 17, 2020